Session 3 (500 xp)

Well, what is there really to be said? The Muties went deeper into the fortress, fighting robots and crazy bunny-people (hoops, really...).

Then they arrived in the control room of this bat-shit factory, and they had to fight against this silly hoop with a silly hemet calling himself the Iron King!

He didn't laugh anymore after the muties melted him with some weird radioactive mutation... but our Muties did laugh, because they levelled up again!

Session 2 (515 xp)

Lots of dead muties this session, yoohoo!

The fools went deeper into the steading of the Iron King, and they found some king of weird machine emanating psychic energy that was good for bad guys (more badders, yoohoo!), and bad for the good guys... go figure!

Then in some kind of blue-radiactive-moss-infested cave several of them were sucked to death by creepy blood birds, or burned to a crisp by the radioactive black blaashes. Fun was had by all.

But that didn't stop our suicidal squad, as they went into yet another cave, this one guarded by porkers and sentry-bots. Killing robots is fun!

And we got a level-up!

Game Master's Highlight: I killed 6 Muties! BUAHBUAWAWUUHA!

Session 1 (220 xp)

So yes, here we go, our freaks are spending their days doing mostly nothing in the little town of Golden Hills, when weird little robots start to barge into town, just to explode... what the hell!

So these five little Muties go to investigate, and they find some kind of tower, maybe really a factory, but they wouldn't know better. And the place is guarded by Porkers (pig-people) and Badders (badger-people, dhu?), and of course our peaceful Muties kill all of them... off to a great start!

There was also some freaky cross between a lion and a bat, shooting laser beams from its eyes (it's called a Yexil, you ignorant scum), but I mean, so what? They killed that too...